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Monsterbate 

1. To masturbate in an intense and/or earth-shattering manner.

2. The form of masturbation someone monsterous in personality or appearance exclusively utilizes.

3. An actual monster's masturbation.
"He doesn't simply masturbate to Angelina Jolie, he MONSTERbates to her."

"The Undertaker is only capable of monsterbation - masturbation for him is out of the question."

"Cookie Monster has been known to monsterbate off the SCENT of a cookie alone."
Monsterbate by Jeanette M. April 2, 2008

monsterbate 

To play with your monster. Duh. It makes your palms hairy.
So there I was, bored one evening. Luckily, I had my monster in my closet, so I took it out and MONSTERBATED.
monsterbate by demonicomelette March 22, 2003

Monsterbate 

To touch ones self (I.e: masterbate) to ugly girls with ugly faces.
I didn't want to masterbate normally today, so I looked up some pictures of girls I work with that have really obtuse bodies and tweaked out faces, and I started to monsterbate rapidly.
Monsterbate by Pizzazzman May 3, 2011

Monsterbate 

(-ed, -ing) (verb) 1. Pleasuring one's self to Lady GaGa songs. 2. What Lady Gaga does with her vagina and penis. 4. Complete obsession with Lady Gaga
Ex: There is actually people out there who monsterbate.
Monsterbate by GhastlyxGrizzly March 3, 2011

Monsterbate 

The act or being of drinking a Monster brand energy drink.
My friends and I monsterbate when we're thirsty.
Monsterbate by CDCEN July 1, 2008

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026