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Dont be a monolua
monolua by Chinese Eggman October 7, 2022
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monoguansyphilaids

monoguansyphilaids - A combination of the most common STD's. By definition, this could be applied to either a human being or a personal computer. It simply suggests that who or whatever it is applied to, is simply disgusting or grossly infected.
You have monoguansyphilaids. Your PC is infected with a virus, it probably has monoguansyphilaids.
monoguansyphilaids by Skootz October 23, 2012

non-monolacunic 

Lacking the ability to be described in one word.
I can't describe that person in one word...they're non-monolacunic.
non-monolacunic by Madfat January 19, 2010

monolacunic 

The ability to be described in one word.
Give a monolacunic assessment of that person.
monolacunic by Madfat January 19, 2010

monolugoo 

this is the meaning for someone on ichat and aim who does not respond at 8 am after many flirty attempts.
hey monolugoo!
u r such a cute monolugoo!

no response.........
monolugoo by ooooooo22222 May 1, 2009

Monolusive 

The skull and bones society monolusively choose John out of the new pledges.
Monolusive by Kaw4j July 24, 2016

Monolationship 

A one sided relationship between 2 ppl
I was tired of putting all the effort into my relationship it just became a monolationship.
Monolationship by Madhatter37 October 20, 2022
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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