monkys 

Someone who is very stupid and generally sucks at life.

Alyssa is honestly such a monkys, she can’t do anything. She sucks at video games, school and sports.

monkys by Chris P May 19, 2019

monkeysniffer 

a person who lives in a blog of dancing men

is that another monkeysniffer in chat?

monkeysniffer by lardo444 August 15, 2018

Satan's Moneyshot 

A term for being sprayed in the face with a very hot and/or painful liquid.

Friend 1: Dude, I asked this girl for her number. Instead she gave me Satan's Moneyshot!

Friend 2: Holy crap man! She must have thought you were a rapist.

Satan's Moneyshot by Johan The Destroyer July 12, 2012

Turf Monkeys

noun. the little black things that get in your shoes after marching on a turf football field.

Tom: "Good marching show man!"
Andy: "Dude! My feet have been attacked by Turf Monkeys man!"
Tom: "They are everywhere!"

Turf Monkeys by Curlyfries482 September 8, 2010

counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees 

Assuming you will have something before you actually have it; similar to "counting your chickens before they hatch" (which is commonly attributed to Aesop).

"The Mariners could do better than expected this year."

"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."

"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."

counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees by Rusanova March 7, 2012

Fonky Monky Friday 

Fonky Monky Friday is a holiday that comes every week. It has a spiritual power that boosts one's happiness for a day at least. It can bring any people of different backgrounds or beliefs together to spread love.

YOOOOO IT*S FONKY MONKY FRIDAY

Fonky Monky Friday by K1ts October 30, 2020

Arctic Monkeys

The best band in the world and is better than kpop

yo imma Google what band makes the best songs

Google: Arctic monkeys

Arctic Monkeys by Hunitsme July 31, 2021