monkeyhawk 

An old overweight homosexual pedophile who is not very smart.

Keep your kids away from the monkeyhawk

monkeyhawk by Ploobaro Mcfilfenstein September 5, 2022

monkeyback

Someone who is a pest. A person, thing, or circumstance causing inconvenience or annoyance to someone.

get this monkey off my back.
Stop being monkeyback. Stop annoying me all day.

monkeyback by karteler July 19, 2014

Monkeyparking 

The practice of remaining inside a sexual partner after sex while waiting for another erection to appear.

"So I finished up but I was totally monkeyparking her"

Monkeyparking by onanthebarbarian May 7, 2014

monkeyhandles 

the act of a woman hanging upside down and giving two guys a handjob.

"me and my friend met some crazy ho and she did the monkeyhandles on us.

monkeyhandles by Highlandr October 2, 2006

Monkeyshanked 

To be stabbed in such a way as to cause the victim to never walk fully upright again

Man, she monkeyshanked him so bad, he walks like an extra in planet of the apes!

Monkeyshanked by User_Name2 July 5, 2011

monkeyhairs 

Pubic hair

I shaved my monkeyhairs

monkeyhairs by Gtrguy January 7, 2022

monkeypaws 

Another word for Marijuana, cannabis, weed, etc.

"Yoh got the monkeypaws?"
"I got 10$ for a monkeypaw"

monkeypaws by VICKAYBOWW myspace.com/vickieexx April 3, 2008