Skip to main content

monkey tilt 

Used most often used at the poker table, or in reference to a poker game.

An extreme form of tilt, often caused by a series of bad beats, excessive table banter from donkeys, or otherwise shit-ass luck in a poker game. The player experiencing monkey tilt may experience one or more of the following syptoms: 1) complete and utter disregard for money (in fact, other players may even claim that the player in question "hates money") 2) frequent bluffs and all-in moves before the flop in a no-limit hold-em game 3) calling bets with complete disregard for the cards or the odds being offered 4) jumping up and down screaming "oooh oooh aah ahh" while shoving a banana down your own throat
The dude in the 2-seat is on complete fucking monkey tilt.
monkey tilt by Carlos CFC October 12, 2005
monkey tilt mug front
Get the monkey tilt mug.
See more merch

MonkeyFilter

MonkeyFilter is a Metafilter spawn, only with more bananas and less flinging.
MonkeyFilter by idest October 6, 2004

monkeytits 

Elongated breasts with unusually large, dark areolas. See National Geographic.
While watching vintage, 70s porn, "Nice monkeytits."
monkeytits by Chimay January 15, 2004

Monkeytistic monkeycow

when you're playing Minecraft and you see a mooshroom, and then your friend starts being annoying, he's a monkeytistic monkeycow
you monkeytistic monkeycow james! why don't you go become a mooshroom yourself
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026