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A place for screaming 9 year olds to demolish their house
Kid 1: Why is your house broken?, kid 2: ive been playing monke tag
Monke tag by Ouiii January 14, 2022

Monkeytard 

A person so retarded that their intelligence and behaviour is akin to that of a monkey.
Stop flinging faeces at people you fucking monkeytard.
Monkeytard by Sidney the Kidney April 5, 2008

Monkeytail Beard 

A style of beard that resembles a monkey's tail wrapped around the face.

It starts from one ear like a chinstrap, and wraps around the chin and mouth, not connecting on the other side.
Hey, nice monkeytail beard. You look like an idiot.

Monkeybagging 

When the gentleman is receiving fellatio from his good partner, and wishes to heighten the pleasure of the general act he may want to 'monkeybag' them. This involves the simple act of tugging the partner's ears away and perpendiclar to the head, thus causing a change in appearance to these as well as the shape of the oral cavity and lips. The surprised noise emitted (invariably also simian in nature) increases the stimulation on the gentleman's lingam whilst rendering the aforementioned partner even more ape-like.
"I had to use her earrings as a monkeybagging aid again. Dear Felicity, she can certainly cook a good breakfast but she needs help when she's feeding on Mr. Pickles"

monkeytail 

A shit so long and large that it reaches the bottom of the toilet while still connected to your ass.
My girlfriend ate so much yesterday, that when she took a shit, it was like a monkeytail.
monkeytail by R L D November 2, 2006

Monkeytar 

Donates water to the African children while riding a big water bottle. He defends the water hole. He is the Santa claus of water.
Oh look Monkeytar is flying in on the water mobile he is here to give off his water.
Monkeytar by T_y_l_e_r February 5, 2019
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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