Monkeytarp 

Female Item covering the Genitalia. Aka; Panties

She looks hot in that thong monkeytarp

Monkeytarp by Montana Ross November 11, 2003

Monkeytard 

A person so retarded that their intelligence and behaviour is akin to that of a monkey.

Stop flinging faeces at people you fucking monkeytard.

Monkeytard by Sidney the Kidney April 5, 2008

moneytard 

Slang term used for someone who can’t manage their finances.

He’s a straight-up moneytard, he spent his whole paycheck last week on a 16” Apple MacBook Pro and since he can barely read or write, he doesn’t even do much more than search the web with it!

moneytard by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2020

Monkeytail Beard 

A style of beard that resembles a monkey's tail wrapped around the face.

It starts from one ear like a chinstrap, and wraps around the chin and mouth, not connecting on the other side.

Hey, nice monkeytail beard. You look like an idiot.

Monkeytail Beard by tomphiltrontastic November 9, 2011

Monkeyparking 

The practice of remaining inside a sexual partner after sex while waiting for another erection to appear.

"So I finished up but I was totally monkeyparking her"

Monkeyparking by onanthebarbarian May 7, 2014

monkeytron 

Stupid illiterate bitch that sucks and swallows

That monkeytron sure is a hoe.

monkeytron by homie of the westside September 30, 2014

Monkeybar Effect 

When a woman holds onto her current relationship until she can secure another relationship.

Just like monkeybars, you hold onto one bar before grabbing the next. The Monkeybar Effect is the same only with a woman who will keep her man only until she finds another man of equal or superior quality.

Wow she's waiting for him to say yes before breaking up with her current guy? Monkeybar Effect much?

Monkeybar Effect by John Major Citizen September 9, 2010