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Monkeytarp

Female Item covering the Genitalia. Aka; Panties
She looks hot in that thong monkeytarp
by Montana Ross November 11, 2003
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Monkeytard

A person so retarded that their intelligence and behaviour is akin to that of a monkey.
Stop flinging faeces at people you fucking monkeytard.
by Sidney the Kidney April 5, 2008
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moneytard

Slang term used for someone who can’t manage their finances.
He’s a straight-up moneytard, he spent his whole paycheck last week on a 16” Apple MacBook Pro and since he can barely read or write, he doesn’t even do much more than search the web with it!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2020
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Monkeytail Beard

A style of beard that resembles a monkey's tail wrapped around the face.

It starts from one ear like a chinstrap, and wraps around the chin and mouth, not connecting on the other side.
by tomphiltrontastic November 9, 2011
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Monkeyparking

The practice of remaining inside a sexual partner after sex while waiting for another erection to appear.
"So I finished up but I was totally monkeyparking her"
by onanthebarbarian May 7, 2014
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monkeytron

That monkeytron sure is a hoe.
by homie of the westside September 30, 2014
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Monkeybar Effect

When a woman holds onto her current relationship until she can secure another relationship.

Just like monkeybars, you hold onto one bar before grabbing the next. The Monkeybar Effect is the same only with a woman who will keep her man only until she finds another man of equal or superior quality.
Wow she's waiting for him to say yes before breaking up with her current guy? Monkeybar Effect much?
by John Major Citizen September 9, 2010
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