Monkeytarp
Monkeytarp by Montana Ross November 11, 2003
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Monkeytard
Monkeytard by Sidney the Kidney April 5, 2008
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moneytard
He’s a straight-up moneytard, he spent his whole paycheck last week on a 16” Apple MacBook Pro and since he can barely read or write, he doesn’t even do much more than search the web with it!
moneytard by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2020
Monkeytail Beard
A style of beard that resembles a monkey's tail wrapped around the face.
It starts from one ear like a chinstrap, and wraps around the chin and mouth, not connecting on the other side.
It starts from one ear like a chinstrap, and wraps around the chin and mouth, not connecting on the other side.
Monkeytail Beard by tomphiltrontastic November 9, 2011
Monkeyparking
The practice of remaining inside a sexual partner after sex while waiting for another erection to appear.
Monkeyparking by onanthebarbarian May 7, 2014
monkeytron
monkeytron by homie of the westside September 30, 2014
Monkeybar Effect
When a woman holds onto her current relationship until she can secure another relationship.
Just like monkeybars, you hold onto one bar before grabbing the next. The Monkeybar Effect is the same only with a woman who will keep her man only until she finds another man of equal or superior quality.
Just like monkeybars, you hold onto one bar before grabbing the next. The Monkeybar Effect is the same only with a woman who will keep her man only until she finds another man of equal or superior quality.
Wow she's waiting for him to say yes before breaking up with her current guy? Monkeybar Effect much?
Monkeybar Effect by John Major Citizen September 9, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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