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spiderman monkeyface 

when a girl is sucking you off you pull out and blow your load in your hand, and with the other hand you grab a bunch of your own pubic hair.. then you proceed to fire the jism like spider man in her face followed immediatley by a handfull of pubes. she will have a monkey face!
Jim gave Rosie a spiderman monkeyface last night!!

MonkeyFace 

Monkeyface is the result of a human's ability to grab their ears, puff out their cheeks and tilt their head to show a monkey like impression on their face! If you want to go with a cheeky monkey face then you need to be able to stick out your tongue at the same time!
Wow! That's a superb MonkeyFace that Sally just made
MonkeyFace by MonkeyFace SEO June 4, 2013

monkeyface 

a nickname for a dog with a short muzzle, such as a pug or bulldog
The pug was greeted each morning by his owner, not but his real name, Oscar, but by monkeyface.
monkeyface by Susan Robb June 14, 2009

monkeyface 

when a girl has a face like a monkey, but her bodies not that hot.
Look at that monkeyface over there; I think I just discovered the missing link.
monkeyface by URBDICTION1 July 17, 2011

Fleabag Monkeyface 

A complete twat. An utter dirty human being who resembles a dead slug that has been ripped apart by a rabid monkey and shat on multiple times, one of the worst most harmful insults known to mankind.
Jaden just killed my whole family and used my toilet for a number two, he is such a Fleabag Monkeyface!

monkeyfaced faggot 

some kid that is so ugly, and so full of himself that all he can do is talk shit and threaten people to fight him because he needs something to fill the void in his ego that his penis cannot fill.
harris is such a monkeyfaced faggot...i hate him
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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