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rum and monkey

A website that is full of stuff to do when you are bored. Or need to laugh.
Kid A :I just did the pop quiz on rum and monkey! I'm so not bored now!

Parent : No one cares, quit life.

monkey rumbler 

oi barlow do u like monkeys ?

ye y

do u like vibrators up ur arse ?

yep definately

well ur a monkey rumbler :P

wats that ?

its when ur shit rumbles and u make the screech of a monkey
monkey rumbler by cruntybadger June 16, 2011

MonkeyHump 

Term coined by Brandon Vloch to describe the leveraging of a mechanic in a table top board gaming that allows the player to gain more that the normal amount of resources, victory points or take an additional action.
Don totally MonkeyHumped the Harbor space in Lords of Waterdeep.
MonkeyHump by madtown_gamer February 9, 2017

monkeyhumper 

another term for any annoying wordemo/word kid.
Ewwww. You listen to Modest Mouse? You stupid monkeyhumper.

monkeybumface 

cute euphamism for an ugly girl, probably your girlfriend.
"coochy-coochy-coo!
Are you my little monkeybumface?
Yes you are!"
monkeybumface by barry Smith May 15, 2006
A cheeky but affectionate pet name for a boy / girl friend to call one another by.
"I Love You Monkeybum"
monkeybum by Jake Mortimer June 2, 2007