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monkeylump 

A bulbous sore that appears between the penis and testicles of a man (taint) when not washed properly.
"Dude, can you take me to the doctor? I got this huge monkeylump after camping last week."
monkeylump by Rockdiamond December 31, 2011
Words you can keep

MonkeyHump 

Term coined by Brandon Vloch to describe the leveraging of a mechanic in a table top board gaming that allows the player to gain more that the normal amount of resources, victory points or take an additional action.
Don totally MonkeyHumped the Harbor space in Lords of Waterdeep.
MonkeyHump by madtown_gamer February 9, 2017

Moneydump 

Takin a duece while on the company clock. Originating in Southern NJ.
Employee 1: Man, I really hate when i have to take a dump at work.

Employee 2: Dude, you're crazy! I'm all about the straight up gold producing MONEYDUMPS!!!!
Moneydump by ONLYNOD July 6, 2011

Moneydump 

Takin a duece while on the clock
Employee 1: Man, I really hate when i have to take a dump at work.

Employee 2: Dude, you're crazy! I'm all about the straight up gold producing MONEYDUMPS!!!!
Moneydump by ONLYNOD July 6, 2011

monkeyhumper 

another term for any annoying wordemo/word kid.
Ewwww. You listen to Modest Mouse? You stupid monkeyhumper.
monkeyhumper by Action Squirrel April 4, 2003

monkeybumface 

cute euphamism for an ugly girl, probably your girlfriend.
"coochy-coochy-coo!
Are you my little monkeybumface?
Yes you are!"
monkeybumface by barry Smith May 15, 2006
A cheeky but affectionate pet name for a boy / girl friend to call one another by.
"I Love You Monkeybum"
monkeybum by Jake Mortimer June 2, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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