*see monkeyhole

Used as a insult or a friendly come back.

It's technically impossible to suck a monkey's asshole, so don't attempt it. The phrase "suck monkeyhole" is said to someone that is so full of shit, that they should go suck the shit out of a monkey's asshole to keep a steady supply.

*Literal translation for "suck monkeyhole": "You are such an asshole, whether it's intentional or not. For your own good, you should take a straw, shove it up a monkey's asshole, and suck real hard. Make sure you get as much shit as possible, because you're spitting so much out now that you may be running low on your shit-supply. I'm only telling you this because I love you."

bob: You are a motley fool.
girl: Suck monkeyhole!

suck monkeyhole by Pitoyable May 9, 2005

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monkeypop

A verb describing the first time a guy gets fucked up the ass. It is like a girl losing her virginity, but for gay men losing their glory hole's virginity.

Example 1
Guy 1: I'm going to monkeypop your ass!
Guy 2: Good! I'm gay!

Example 2
Guy 1: You want me to monkeypop you?
Guy 2: Too late, John did that to me last week!
Guy 1: Damn!

monkeypop by NONmonkeypopper December 4, 2010

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