monkeypop

A verb describing the first time a guy gets fucked up the ass. It is like a girl losing her virginity, but for gay men losing their glory hole's virginity.

Example 1
Guy 1: I'm going to monkeypop your ass!
Guy 2: Good! I'm gay!

Example 2
Guy 1: You want me to monkeypop you?
Guy 2: Too late, John did that to me last week!
Guy 1: Damn!

by NONmonkeypopper December 4, 2010

Moneycop

Security guard who works for a company that transports money for the banks. Armored truck personnel that carry guns to protect the money they transport. Derogatory term for security guards transporting money who think they are just like cops and try to look like cops. Wannabe cops who work for armored car service.

My neighbor used to haul around bags of money for an armed guard company working as a moneycop before he had a career in law enforcement.

by Kieran X February 2, 2012

Monkeydonia

The country formerly known as FYROM only to themselves but known as Monkeydonia to everyone else due to their behaviour in current important political issues, such as land stealing, historical theft and racism.

we monkeydonians have a proud history, but it feels secondhand.

look up monkeydonia on you tube

by monkeydonia historian December 16, 2008

Monkeypox

Basically if COVID-19 and AIDS had a gay love child it's the Monkeypox virus.

1. Jimmy: "Omg Ron, I just tested positive for COVID-19, I have to quarantine for 2 weeks."
2. Ron: "You may have to quarantine longer than that Jimmy because I just found out that I have Monkeypox."

by wugugugug May 23, 2022

moneypoon

When you’re not married but you spend money to vacation nicely with your significant other and you’re also having sex. Like a honeymoon, but more informal and less marriage.

Babe, we’ve been working so hard lately. Let’s take a nice break and go on a little moneypoon.

by ecdancer85 April 23, 2018

Monkeypox

the latest trendy hip disease to scare all of us into our duct-and-cover homes and watch commercials.

Yesterday it was arsenic laced tylenol. today it's anthrax, sars and monkeypox.

by thirdwave June 10, 2003

Monkeychops

Face like a monkey. Term of endearment or harmless jesting.

Hello monkeychops!

by Kate Williams August 18, 2003