Monkey Cunt 

The scum sucking cutomer at a twenty four hour service station that expects the attendant to get out of his seat to serve food at 2am when you are half way through a twelve hour night shift

The Monkey Cunt wanted food from the back of the store, he should know I only serve petrol,no food.

Monkey Cunt by Juan Hunglow April 20, 2010

monkey cunt 

Description of a black person

same as: Wog, black person, nigger, coon, darkie, spook, jungle bunny, bushwhacker, nig-nog, golly-wog etc....

"Oi! That fuckin monkey cunt just robbed that 8 year old girl!"

monkey cunt by London_Town November 15, 2007

Monkey Cunt 

When you arguing with your homey and you need a smooth ass insult to put that little bitch in his place.

-"you wanna fucking die today homie?"
- " sit the fuck down you gay ass MONKEY CUNT."

Monkey Cunt by OneUglyAssBitch November 24, 2016

cunt monkey 

The mystical creatures that reside in everything that fucks you over.

James lost his favorite socks.
"Damn, must be those cunt monkeys!"

cunt monkey by lord frumpaloofcanchanpachanpow October 23, 2005

flying cunt monkey 

an extremely irritating person. Someone who is just so annoying that no sensible phrase will fit.

stop doing that..you flying cunt monkey!!!! you are irritating the fuck out of me!!

flying cunt monkey by Donna-louise January 3, 2009

Little Cunt Monkey 

(Not to be confused with little cheeky monkey)

A small unrestrained belligerent child, often, but not limited to, the product/offspring of parents that have immigrated from the sub continent

More often than not seen travelling at speed in the back seat of a vehicle, but can also be found frolicking in the front seat while the parents are on their mobile phone, wearing seatbelts and completely oblivous to whats going on, not only in the car, but also on the road.

Look at that little cunt monkey jumping around on the back seat, their parents must hate them or they would be wearing a seatbelt

Little Cunt Monkey by The Asylum February 27, 2023

Monkey Jew Cunt 

Adjective from the Sheffield dialect.

Someone who refuses to go to Corporation on a monday night claiming illness as an excuse.

Can be abbreviated to "mjc".

1: u coming to corp
2: no feel ill
1: u absolute loser
2: shut up corps dirty vodka on a bad stomach is just suicide
1: no its not, you monkey jew cunt

Monkey Jew Cunt by N Dynamite May 3, 2010