don’t open my monkey closet i said to the guy he did and he got eaten to death and died and there was blood
by aceofspad3s December 31, 2021
Alex totally got cock-blocked by a closet monkey the other night. He went into his room and then this closet monkey jumps out and he was to cranked to resist the hot makeout session that followed.
by the d00d October 22, 2006
the evil monkey moved out cause my babi sis was messing with him too much. hehehe. then another moved in. then he moved out again. and then once again another moved it.
by monkeez rulez!!! November 30, 2003
by Blegh the big Dicker October 10, 2022