monkey bone 

1) the little sticky-out bone just above your asshole and below the small of your back. its where your tail would be if humans had tails, which would be kinda cool. it really hurts when u do sit ups cuz ur monkey bone gets pushed against the floor.
2) a film where a monkey turns into a guy

dude1: owww shit dude that fuckin canes, i cant do any more sit-ups
dude2: cansarn that infernal monkey bone, fucker.

i rented monkey bone from blockbuster

monkey bone by dead donkey July 12, 2006

Monkey Wish Bone 

A Sexual Act! Best performed by a male with above average upper body strengh or with a really small woman. First she has to very flexible and put both of her legs behind her head. Then she lays on her back and you pick her up by her wrists. She is wide open and ready for you to start swinging her on your shaft. The harder you slam that pussy the more OOoohh-Oooohh-Oooohh sounds you get.

A manuever usually performed by wild Gemini men! Example: We had wild "monkey wish bone" love last night.

Monkey Wish Bone by Diallo aka Gemini July 8, 2006

Monkey Boner 

Used to define someone acting like a retard

Hey John was making love to a duck, yeah hes sucj a monkey boner

Monkey Boner by Nick Kos Alex Barnett December 17, 2004

boner monkey 

A little puddle of semen that hangs off your erect penis

I forgot to use tissues while masturbating so I had a boner monkey

boner monkey by OppaiSenpai January 2, 2017

Boner monkey 

An employee with little experience, or of low seniority within a blue-collar operation. Boner monkeys are typically assigned insignificant or undesirable work, such as operating a shovel.

Contractor : "I need to carry 6 pallets of bricks to the back of the property"
Client: "Why haven't you hired a boner monkey to handle the grunt work?"

Boner monkey by Hugh G Reckshin July 11, 2023

Boner Monkey 

A horny black man.

Kyle used to own this big braulic black dude named Tyrone, he kept hitting on Kyles wife.. He was a total Boner Monkey

Boner Monkey by Sindal January 16, 2025

Money Boner 

When a guy gets an instant erection from receiving a very large amount of money.

stock broker: Dude, I just made 2 mil on that trade, I have such a huge money boner right now.

Money Boner by Finishingsomething March 4, 2012