monke sex

this is when you are a monke and turn your friend into a monke and have hot flaming monke sex

i just had gay monke sex with tony the tiger

by clayify April 24, 2021

sex monke

The act of fucking a girl sensesly making monkey noises and screaming

“Dude last night I gave my girl the sex monke”

by Reeeeman2021 June 14, 2021

Crazy Monkey Sex

A frequent reaction women have, usually newly weds, when women are taken to tropical settings and commit unadulterated sexual acts on the other person. Their sexual appetite is dramatically increased and inhibitions are greatly reduced.

New Husband - "Man, when we were in Aruba for our honeymoon, my wife was a fiend for sex. All she wanted to do was have crazy monkey sex all day long!"

by Joshermon September 1, 2009

Mad Wild Monkey Sex

To have rough sex for an extended length of time.

We will have mad wild monkey sex one day.

by Empress Kikikens February 24, 2004

upside down monkey sex

One partner hangs upside down from a high place, while the other partner runs around the room and beats their chest while shrieking at the top of their lungs. Once out of breath the hanging partner must fall down on top of the other partner's back and they must wrestle to figure out who is the dominant one.

"Hey fellas, see that girl over there? She is into all kinda of weird stuff, even upside down monkey sex!"

by Yerpidy July 25, 2015

shaved monkey sex

a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.

we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.

by minghi May 17, 2003

hot monkey sex

Very wild sexual intercourse that may or may not involve the use of monkeys.

After the annual Barn Dance, Joe-Bob and Mary-Joe had hot monkey sex in the stable, waking up all the animals in the process.

by Oprah February 25, 2003