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monke sex 

this is when you are a monke and turn your friend into a monke and have hot flaming monke sex
i just had gay monke sex with tony the tiger
monke sex by clayify April 24, 2021
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sex monke 

The act of fucking a girl sensesly making monkey noises and screaming
“Dude last night I gave my girl the sex monke”
sex monke by Reeeeman2021 June 14, 2021

Crazy Monkey Sex

A frequent reaction women have, usually newly weds, when women are taken to tropical settings and commit unadulterated sexual acts on the other person. Their sexual appetite is dramatically increased and inhibitions are greatly reduced.
New Husband - "Man, when we were in Aruba for our honeymoon, my wife was a fiend for sex. All she wanted to do was have crazy monkey sex all day long!"
Crazy Monkey Sex by Joshermon September 1, 2009

Mad Wild Monkey Sex

To have rough sex for an extended length of time.
We will have mad wild monkey sex one day.

upside down monkey sex 

One partner hangs upside down from a high place, while the other partner runs around the room and beats their chest while shrieking at the top of their lungs. Once out of breath the hanging partner must fall down on top of the other partner's back and they must wrestle to figure out who is the dominant one.
"Hey fellas, see that girl over there? She is into all kinda of weird stuff, even upside down monkey sex!"

shaved monkey sex

a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.
we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.
shaved monkey sex by minghi May 17, 2003

hot monkey sex 

Very wild sexual intercourse that may or may not involve the use of monkeys.
After the annual Barn Dance, Joe-Bob and Mary-Joe had hot monkey sex in the stable, waking up all the animals in the process.
hot monkey sex by Oprah February 25, 2003
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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