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A derogatory term implying that the target is not quite Human; in reality, stating that the target is inferior to the speaker.

Jodl probably doesn't count, even if Hitler calls him a hairless ape with a shiny head.
1. Ivan is the shaved monkey around here and has always been.
2. Speaker: {Target} has the chest of a buffalo and the arms of a gorilla. We call him the shaved monkey.
#inferior#ape#jodl#shiny head#bald#baldy#idiot#monkey#monky#gorilla
by decimator1337 November 12, 2014
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Man: Mankind: Human Beings: After all, the only thing that seperates man from all other primates is the ability to manipulate a razor.
every human being is a shaved monkey, some more than others.
#shaved#monkey#shaved-monkey#man#mankind#primates#apes
by Obi Kaye October 10, 2006
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slange for a shaved vagina,also known as a bald beaver,a bell pepper,slick split,shaved pussy.
i took her home and undressed her and there between her legs was the most beautiful shaved monkey i had ever seen!
#[bald vagina#bald beaver#shaved pussy#hairless twat#bell pepper]
by bull70 April 24, 2010
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