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monjey fuck

I can’t wait for that monjey fuck this weekend under the overpass
by MagicBurrito December 15, 2023
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Money-Fuck

When you're so rich you can fuck your girl on a pile of money.
Would you like to donate a dollar to dying children today?

No, but when I get home I'm gonna money-fuck my wife.
by But Sects April 9, 2016
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Monkey Fuck

when a cigarette is lit from another cigarette by putting the lit cigarette to the non-lit one and inhaling the non-lit cigarette
dude 1: can't find my lighter dude. can I monkey fuck your cig?

dude 2: go ahead
by ILoveChicken420 June 2, 2015
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retarded monkey fuck

Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.
Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...
by Gerbilweebies April 29, 2005
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fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck

Phrase made necessary by those people or situations that have surpassed conventional methods of assessment.

fucked up Def #1/5 fuck up Def #4 monkey fuck Def #1

1. An inept person who is totally incapable of living without fucking up or messing up everything within their grasp.
One whose actions has culminated in the acheivement of this, the highest plateau of fucking up.
2. When a situation is completely messed up from a-z and there is zero chance of recovery.
1. They put a fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck in charge who had no idea how to manage, so the place went tits-up.
2. The whole job had been ruined by mismanagement. There was absolutely nothing correct, and it was beyond salvage. It was a total fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck.
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 4, 2005
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monkey fuck

v. to light a cigarette with one that is already burning. (I take issue with the other definition because it does not use the phrase verbally)
by Shabba December 17, 2004
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Reverse Monkey Fuck

While hanging from a pull up bar you insert your erect phallus into the anus of a male/female while she/he a fecal nugget is crowning out of the rectum.
She was about to shit while i was doing pull ups so i reverse monkey fucked her
by The Shit Stuffer July 13, 2009
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