Yo nigga hand me that butthole inspector I gotta pick this scab yo!, I used my monical to masturbate with it was up my butthole the entire time.
by lvpk#5 November 19, 2013
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Pronunciation: Too ehy'ud mon.ih.cuhl
Definition: Is accomplished when and only when a male places each of his testicles over the eyes of his sexual counterpart.
Derived from the Trojan War Helmet.
Used in situations encouraging demoralizing or demeaning sexual behavior.
Pronunciation: Too ehy'ud mon.ih.cuhl
Definition: Is accomplished when and only when a male places each of his testicles over the eyes of his sexual counterpart.
Derived from the Trojan War Helmet.
Used in situations encouraging demoralizing or demeaning sexual behavior.
Lance Armstrong can no longer give Sheryl Crow a "2 Eyed Monical" due to his testicular cancer and tumors. Poor Sheryl Crow. Hey win some; lose some right?
Alternate:
After ejaculation, I found it necessary to give her the "2 Eyed Monical" because she was such a dead fish in the sack.
Alternate:
After ejaculation, I found it necessary to give her the "2 Eyed Monical" because she was such a dead fish in the sack.
by Steven J Huddy April 4, 2008
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GIRLLL.... this new model Gigi is the best thing since Monica Pinto, but not quite as la creme de la creme.
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The symbol of their loyalty is a photo of Monica magnifying her mouth with a magnifying glass. The procedures and requirements for gaining membership are as-yet a secret.
The symbol of their loyalty is a photo of Monica magnifying her mouth with a magnifying glass. The procedures and requirements for gaining membership are as-yet a secret.
A: Are you going to the next Monicult meeting?
B: I want to, but I can't make it to her next stream...
B: I want to, but I can't make it to her next stream...
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Get the Monicult mug.An awesome character on the super popular hit TV show Friends. A sexy, gorgeous brunette with OCD who has a burning desire to keep things clean. Passionate, devoted, loving and a terrific chef,her apartment is one of the central areas of the show and the Friends gang always gathers there. Married to Chandler Bing and adopted two children - Jack and Erica (twins). Younger sister of Ross Geller.
Played by the insanely hot Courteney Cox.
Played by the insanely hot Courteney Cox.
Monica Geller : Oh look honey! Someone finally submitted a definition about me!
Chandler Bing : That's great sweetie! It was about time anyway...
Monica Geller : I KNOW!!
Chandler Bing : That's great sweetie! It was about time anyway...
Monica Geller : I KNOW!!
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Monica Lewinsky: Mmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmmm!
Monica Lewinsky: Mmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmmm!
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