money short

Your current situation leaves with insufficient financial resources.

My baby momma attackin' my pension, my money short.

by LongfellowPlaya September 23, 2009

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short money

Pocket change. Spare change. Small amount of money. Not expensive.

I can afford that. It's short money. I've got than that in my pocket change.

by Jaded Ace January 25, 2012

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Short money

Owing more money than you have. Common among dealers who get fronted dope.

Person A: Thats a lot of dough bro! Person B: Its all short money cuz.

by doubleskeet December 6, 2013

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A synonym for athletic shorts, generally basketball shorts. These shorts are a good all-around article of clothing to wear. They are comfortable, easy to wash, can wear around anywhere, easy to remove, and no zipper to get your junk stuck.

Money Shorts are commonly worn just in case a voluptuous woman wants to take them off in a moment's notice. They have quick access to the private parts.

Shawty wanted to play. Good thing I had my money shorts on.

Man: Damnit, I had my junk stuck in my zipper again.

Man2: Good thing I had my money shorts on.

by FunnehMoney January 7, 2013

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Satan's Moneyshot

A term for being sprayed in the face with a very hot and/or painful liquid.

Friend 1: Dude, I asked this girl for her number. Instead she gave me Satan's Moneyshot!

Friend 2: Holy crap man! She must have thought you were a rapist.

by Johan The Destroyer July 12, 2012

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Maine Moneyshot

When one ejaculates into another person’s butthole, then he/she farts the nut out of her/his butthole onto the one who ejaculated’s face. Making it a moneyshot.

Sharleen is so freaky, she wanted to do the Maine Moneyshot.

by Asainbot69 November 17, 2018

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