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Lost of people spell it Monaghan witch is wrong it’s spelled Monegan.
She’s so a monegan
monegan by ButterKnife4ever March 6, 2022
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verb. To agree to attend an event or gathering, but cancel at the last minute due to external circumstances, especially if one has made a habit of such behavior.

noun. The act of monganing.
Billy said he was coming to the party, but we didn't expect him to actually show up. Sure enough, his house flooded and he monganed, just like last week's happy hour, when he was in that car accident.

Tina was supposed to go to the game night, but she had to work late again, so she pulled a mongan.
mongan by user4656 November 4, 2011

Monagan Bagen

A path to enlightenment. Many individuals seek the road of Monagan Bagen to clear their conscience and restore a balance to their soul. A monagan bagen, in a sense, is the real Holy Grail. Many people believe that it grants immortality when really it grants you passage to Heaven when you die.
Indiana Jones was seeking the Holy Grail in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade but the truth was he found the Monagan Bagen.
Monagan Bagen by Potsie July 19, 2009

Monogany 

1. The highest ranking official in the Following of The Heat.
2. Equivalent to the pope in the catholic church.
Sarah Monogany Charles is infallible. Her word is like The Heat's herself.
Monogany by Heather "The Heat" January 14, 2008

monegasm 

The pleasurable feeling obtained from making money.

For many people, the intensity of a monegasm is proportional to the rate at which money is acquired. For some people, notably those in the finance industry, the risk that one takes in achieving a monegasm will increase the intensity of the resulting experience.
Bankers, traders and investors effectively became addicted to monegasm, while at the same time increasingly losing touch with just how much risk they were taking.

The Publisher's Clearing House winner had a loud monegasm at her door, when the Prize Patrol arrived.
monegasm by cyclam8 February 7, 2009

Mineganism 

Mineganism (mine-gan-ism) is a lifestyle in which one only eats rocks, air, and other earthly minerals, to not cause harm to animals and plants. It is also associated with the diamond emoji (💎) and videogames like Minecraft. The term is used to poke fun at borderline crazy vegans (more specifically, That Vegan Teacher, with a lot of minegan-related terminology being based on words she's made up), and is entirely satire. The term first came to usage in the That Vegan Teacher premier chat for a video entitled "This Student Thinks He Knows What's Best For Me!" after many users started to spam "Eat Rocks, Drink Air" in retaliation towards That Vegan Teacher, based off the notion that plants feel pain and rocks don't.
TVT: BE VEGAN FOR THE ANIMALS!
Minegan Gang: But what about the plants? EAT ROCKS, DRINK AIR. JOIN MINEGANISM 💎
TVT: PLANT'S DONT FEEL PAIN
Minegan Gang: Yes they do you're so mineganphobic when you could be mineganphantastic
Mineganism by ~*Taco of Chaos*~ December 15, 2021

mohegan steamer 

getting a blowjob while your taking a dump in a bathroom at mohegan sun.
dude, i tottally got a mohegan steamer.
mohegan steamer by mohegan August 7, 2006
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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