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mocha ears
If the mocha ear doesn't live in a backward shithole country, then he or she lives in some oil-soaked narrow-minded shithole as a freeloader without the need for any special skills because slaves from the third world do the job that lazy ass mocha ears don't want to do.
mocha ears by O. W. Tongueincheek July 5, 2023
mochar
mochar by Brayden Rice 2015 June 16, 2017
Mochahost scam
A scam run by a fraudulent company that involves attracting customers by setting up (or just copying) a seemingly independent review website, giving the highest marks and great comments to the fraudsters, and less favorable reviews to honest competitors.
If we run a Mochahost scam, we can get away with selling more of our crap products, while making our naive competitors suffer.
Mochahost scam by top11hosting December 23, 2013
Mocha Stroka
A term invented in the year 1992 to describe a smooth mac daddy light skinned player that knows how to woo any lady and slide deep up inside her wet walls even if she is in a relationship
'Hey Bob didn't you just get engaged to Sarah, where is she?" "Well Jim in the Local deli the Mocha Stroka walked past her and made her knees buckle so she left me"?
Mocha Stroka by Gravy K. Jones September 7, 2012
mochabogue
mochabogue by Larry Martin January 11, 2009
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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