mommatized 

Being traumatized by hearing about your mom's sex life.

I was playing video games minding my own business and suddenly I was mommatized when my mom was on the phone talking about her new sex toy she was so excited about.

mommatized by FiftyShadesOfPlay May 18, 2018

Mammarized 

To be entranced by a woman's large breats.

The girl was so stacked I was mammarized!

Mammarized by Kerryn July 20, 2007

Mammarized 

To be completely mesmorized by the most awesome breasts you've seen all hour.

Goran: "bla bla bla bla bla bla"
Peter: "Shut up, I'm Mammarized"
Peter and Goran in unison: "Mmmm... Breasts..."

Mammarized by Peter Mulders August 20, 2004

Mamatized 

When your mom does something that tramatizes you.

When your mom comments on your Facebook posts, you feel mamatized.

Mamatized by Kelly4Mayor February 20, 2017

mometized 

When you think you have a large following, but it's all just your mom's friends

Wow, dad I've got so many subscribers, I'll be monetized soon.
No, son. You're just mometized.

mometized by Bobolton144 May 7, 2022