Definitions by Bobolton144

mometized 

When you think you have a large following, but it's all just your mom's friends

Wow, dad I've got so many subscribers, I'll be monetized soon.
No, son. You're just mometized.

mometized by Bobolton144 May 7, 2022

Reject 

What your crush did to you

So sorry that your crush rejected you again
(I'm not)

Reject by Bobolton144 February 16, 2022

Memes 

1. The savior for most depressed people. They circulate the internet, spreading joy and laughter. They make people not be die, and die themselves in their place.

My friend: Hey, man. Those memes made me not drink bleach.
Me: Yeah. I saw them at school and laughed so hard I dropped my gun.
My friend: Yeah. Too bad their dead now.

Memes by Bobolton144 April 30, 2021