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mom walk

a really fast speed walk. most times seen in in grocery stores when your moms in a hurry.
"danggggg she can really mom walk."
by harper.h5 on snap kiddos April 11, 2019
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mom walk

When two people take a walk to 'exercise' but really do it so they can gossip and be social. The walk might last for an hour and is an excellent combination of exercise and catching up with friends. Some mom walkers wear large hats for sun protection and carry fanny packs for their sunscreen.
Hey Girl, I'm not really up for happy hour but we could go for a mom walk; we can catch up and exercise at the same time
by Stoolie November 27, 2015
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A joke often used in the YouTube comments section, in which someone says "I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it's easier to explain."
People who use this joke think they are calling the video weird in a funny or original way, when in reality it's been plastered all over YouTube thousands of times. Someone who says this is often referred to as a faggot.
Person A: "Lol, this video is so weird I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it's easier to explain!"
Person B: "This joke has been viewed thousands of times and as such has been rendered completely humorless. I imagine even the dumbass that came up with the joke is weeping right now."
by Cleffroski January 25, 2015
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Mom Walking

1. The same as power walking but it is done in a very stylish way by moms.
2. A mean way to criticize someone's way of walking.
1. "What's Terry been up to this morning?"
"I think she was out mom walking."
2. "Yo! Look at Adam! He's mom walking, dude!"
by LilyLemonade June 3, 2018
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walker's mom

One horny slut, after the football game we (everyone in attendance) all got some of that ass! It was like throwing a toothpick down a hallway. See also Grand Canyon.
by Nooch December 22, 2003
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A mom that may or may not have a job... may be living off someone else... may be collecting welfare....but usually always seen walking down the street, pushing a stroller in one hand and smoking ciggy butts in the other
Hey you see Jolene the other day.... yup typical stroller walking cigarette mom
by DupoN June 18, 2022
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