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the last name of some romanian kids that live in southeast MI
hey, you know Dan Moldovan?
Moldovan by not available December 13, 2004
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A group of people from the Republic of Moldova. The word Moldovan is used because nobody wants to be asssociated with romanians. Most rural/urban Moldovans dont want to reunite with romania because they know how fast gypsies settle in newly aquired areas
Miceal: dude, are you going to that moldovan-romanian unity march?

Stefan: (pulls out pistol, aims at Miceals head) What did you just say?

Miceal: ....um that we should maybe go support it?

Miceal 1990-2008
Moldovan by Stefan Bunachi August 9, 2008
an obscure group of people from an obscure country that has produced a mega group, which everyone can sing their single, but no one knows the name of the group or the name of the song.
Those numa numa are something else, what nationality are they?

Moldovan, is what is says on wikipedia, it must be in Africa.
Moldovan by JohnGHenry May 15, 2008

Moldovan Back Lotion 

When a guy jizzes on a girl's back and then rubs it in with his hands.
"I gave her a Moldovan Back Lotion last night."

"He gave me a Moldovan Back Lotion last night. I tried to ask what the hell he was doing, but all he said was, 'CH!'"

Moldovan Road Trip 

That's when you pull over and shag in an abandoned building. Once only popular in Ratus, Moldova, it's taking the world over by storm
Stacy: "Hey, I had a date with Jake last night and he took me to the old mill."

Svetlana: "So you had a Moldovan Road Trip?"

Stacy: "Of course"

Moldovan Worm 

when you fap via putting a toothpick up the hole in your penis and scraping the inside of the penis until it orgasms with blood ushering out of the tip
Calyssa, ignore my pants, as I happened to pull off a Moldovan Worm without dying.
Moldovan Worm by MoldovanWormFan26 September 7, 2023

Moldovan Special 

When a person uses leaves and gravel to wipe their anus clean, resulting in rectal bleeding.
Nick: "Man I really gave myself a moldovan special when I was camping last weekend."

Toman: "Really? How badly did your rectum bleed?"

Nick: "Profusely."
Moldovan Special by Eric Lowenberg November 16, 2007
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