Moldovan Worm

when you fap via putting a toothpick up the hole in your penis and scraping the inside of the penis until it orgasms with blood ushering out of the tip

Calyssa, ignore my pants, as I happened to pull off a Moldovan Worm without dying.

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 07, 2023

prison monkey

when you get locked up for 2 months and suddenly disappear and come back emo

OMG this girl is such a prison monkey, only a trevuwu would want her

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 23, 2023

gawk gawk 9000

big suck suck

Azzawi gawk gawk 9000'd himself at his school

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 07, 2023

calyssa lover

somebody that has came to their senses and has stopped being a trevuwu, but still has progress to make towards becoming totally sane

Trevor is on pace to becoming sane again in 2025, as he finally ended being a trevuwu in 2023, and is a calyssa lover right now

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 23, 2023

The Burkina Fason Pokey Pokey

Where you poke open your testicles via toothpick and let the inner contents bleed out, and then pee back into the ballsack

It is rumored that Kyle Rittenhouse shot up some black guys. He did, however he killed them by making them do this new procedure called The Burkina Fason Pokey Pokey.

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 08, 2023

The Classic Belorussian Bender

When you have an erection, you bend the hard penis like you are cracking a glowstick to make it glow

TIM's Oh so ever HAIRy penis experienced first taste of The Classic Belorussian Bender

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 08, 2023

The fappening

A self-revolution where one reaches nirvana in the masturbation realm, by singling one single GYATTTTT to fap to.

It took me 14 months to complete the fappening, and I feel like a new man in my head, and while I'm getting head.

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 07, 2023