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Definitions by MoldovanWormFan26

Paolodite 

A paolodite is somebody open to their fapping. AKA they just come up to you and say who they fapped to
Quandale DIngle is a Paolodite because he often tells his friend about his fapping to the skibidi toilet
Paolodite by MoldovanWormFan26 October 6, 2023

aridivorce 

aridivorce the canon event on december 12th 2023, where arivor will end its status after 1 1/3 hellish years for the rest of us
Aridivorce is the canon event in the gc, where arivor will end brutally
aridivorce by MoldovanWormFan26 September 23, 2023

calyssa lover 

somebody that has came to their senses and has stopped being a trevuwu, but still has progress to make towards becoming totally sane
Trevor is on pace to becoming sane again in 2025, as he finally ended being a trevuwu in 2023, and is a calyssa lover right now
calyssa lover by MoldovanWormFan26 September 23, 2023

prison monkey 

when you get locked up for 2 months and suddenly disappear and come back emo
OMG this girl is such a prison monkey, only a trevuwu would want her
prison monkey by MoldovanWormFan26 September 23, 2023
when you decide to convert into a little kawaii cat to imitate your crush (who is a middle schooler)
trevuwu by MoldovanWormFan26 September 23, 2023

The Burkina Fason Pokey Pokey 

Where you poke open your testicles via toothpick and let the inner contents bleed out, and then pee back into the ballsack
It is rumored that Kyle Rittenhouse shot up some black guys. He did, however he killed them by making them do this new procedure called The Burkina Fason Pokey Pokey.

The Classic Moldovan Worm 

The toothpick up the penis, wait till it bleeds tape closed the tip, and let the blood flow out like an orgasm
The Classic Moldovan Worm is a tactic often used by Moldovan KGB officials to get cum samples from BeastChild