The Classic Moldovan Worm

The toothpick up the penis, wait till it bleeds tape closed the tip, and let the blood flow out like an orgasm
The Classic Moldovan Worm is a tactic often used by Moldovan KGB officials to get cum samples from BeastChild
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Moldovan Worm

when you fap via putting a toothpick up the hole in your penis and scraping the inside of the penis until it orgasms with blood ushering out of the tip
Calyssa, ignore my pants, as I happened to pull off a Moldovan Worm without dying.
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Where you poke open your testicles via toothpick and let the inner contents bleed out, and then pee back into the ballsack
It is rumored that Kyle Rittenhouse shot up some black guys. He did, however he killed them by making them do this new procedure called The Burkina Fason Pokey Pokey.
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calyssa lover

somebody that has came to their senses and has stopped being a trevuwu, but still has progress to make towards becoming totally sane
Trevor is on pace to becoming sane again in 2025, as he finally ended being a trevuwu in 2023, and is a calyssa lover right now
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aridivorce

aridivorce the canon event on december 12th 2023, where arivor will end its status after 1 1/3 hellish years for the rest of us
Aridivorce is the canon event in the gc, where arivor will end brutally
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The fappening

A self-revolution where one reaches nirvana in the masturbation realm, by singling one single GYATTTTT to fap to.
It took me 14 months to complete the fappening, and I feel like a new man in my head, and while I'm getting head.
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