molahs 

a word meaning goodbye in andrialand.

HISTORY:

A man was spotteth by ancienteth explorereth Andreth the Greateth. He fought for he right to say the swear word "Shalom", but Andreth the Greateth defeated him. The word molahs, the backwards version, is now used as a comforting saying of goodbye in andrialand.

Molahs my friends! I must reviseth, molahs!

molahs by Linda Zingo June 4, 2020

Rotten Molars 

Due to a lack of oral hygiene ie: brushing, flossing and mouthwash

Buddy''s mouth smells like an open sewer. It's because he has a bad case of Rotten Molars!

Rotten Molars by will bitten October 2, 2016

molasses mustache 

A mustache that's dripping wet With feces and seamen like a dirty Sanchez but without the pubes

After a long night at the rest stop bob had a molasses mustache from all the rides he'd been giving

molasses mustache by blumpkin25 February 8, 2015

Sweet Sassy Molassy

holy shit or look at that

Sweet sassy molassy get out the checkbook and pay grandma for the rub down!!

Sweet Sassy Molassy by Burgertime April 21, 2003

molassochist 

Someone who derives pleasure from causing a process to move painfully slow.

The guy at the DMV is a molassochist!

molassochist by Mike Shryock December 29, 2007

molasses junction 

The painful situation that happens after a poor wiping of your ass; the dried feces then becomes thicker and it hurts when you try and wipe it.

Man, I was in a hurry after using the bathroom... now I'm stuck in Molasses Junction.

molasses junction by DontLookBackInAnger July 17, 2009

molasses 

A thick, dark, syrupy substance made by boiling the juice of the sugar cane plant. With a great taste and plenty of iron and calcium, it's superior to table sugar and most sweeteners in just about every way.

Molasses is good in coffee.

molasses by red_beard_neo April 5, 2004