molassacre

(n) A devastating, usually fatal, flood of molasses. Metaphorically, a sudden overwhelming inundation of some unlikely substance.

"Hardly a soul is still alive, who remembers the Boston Molassacre of January 1919."

"As the alien's mysterious ray swept over the inert row of McDonald's ice cream machines, they all suddenly erupted into action, releasing several years' worth of pent-up unproduced softserve, burying the staff and unfortunate customers in a molassacre of sweet freezing goo."

molassacre by Dr Foo July 19, 2022

The Boston Molassacre 

The Great Molasses Flood, also known as the Boston Molassacre, was an industrial accident in 1919 where molasses flooded parts of Boston after a tank full of the stuff fell over.

Even 100 years after The Boston Molassacre, the city of Boston continues to be one of the stickiest cities in the world.

The Boston Molassacre by anuncertainsomeone July 3, 2023

Great Area 51 Massacre 

A massacre that happened in Amargosa Valley at U.S. top secret facility Area 51 on Sept. 20, 2019. We lost over five hundred thousand of our best redditers that day.

Presidential tweet moments after the Great Area 51 Massacre:

"Yesterday, Sept 20, 2019—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America's top secret facility was deliberately attacked by millennials and Gen Z forces by the empire of Reddit."

Great Area 51 Massacre by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019

Area 51 Massacre 

Aftermath of an internet trend stemmed from a Facebook post titled: "Storm Area 51, they can't stop us all", with a total of around 2.5 million people contributing.

On September 20th 2019, one of the largest civilian massacres in history took place. A total of 150,000 people turned up in Nevada to follow up on the trend and Storm the Military Base - the common interests were to "Clap those alien cheeks", "see them aliens" and acquire supposed futuristic technologies.

After 110,000 of the attendees stormed the base and fell, those remaining managed to enter the base. They had a short 10 minute window before reinforcements arrived, and they planned to use this time to find that which the trend was started for.

Unfortunately, the 40,000 realised they were unsuccessful, and so, as if pigs in a slaughterhouse, 500,000 soldiers rolled in to take the lives of the remaining civilians.

~September 11th, 2099

Tim: "Did you learn about the Area 51 Massacre at school?"

Bob: "Yeah, is that the one where Keanu Reeves died?"

Area 51 Massacre by noobmaster64 July 16, 2019

Falador Massacre 

A massacre in a game called runescape. It happened 6/6/6 in many towns in Runescape and was cause by a glitch that happened when the first player to get 99 construction had a house party. It was soooo laggy that it kicked everyone to Falador and the people that were in the boxing ring at the time of the boot were aloud to kill people outside of the wilderness withought the other people fighting back. One of the most known killers is Durial321. There were a total of 2 billion coins lost that day and have never been recovered. On every June 6th people usually plant flowers in memory of the people who died. This was the first and only massacre in runescape.

Yo, did u hear about the Falador Massacre?

Yeah dude, its terrible.

Falador Massacre by Runescape Info December 14, 2010

birthday massacre 

A rock band from Toronto, Canada. A truly remarkable blend of fantasy and horror. While one might use words like "metal," "goth," or even "powerpop" to describe such a sound, "dreamy" and "surreal" do the band far more justice. It's a sound so uniquely visual, you might describe it more like a painting or a feeling. It's as if the story of David Fincher's "Seven" appeared like "Alice in Wonderland," but everything was a creamy shade of violet.

The Birthday Massacre is releasing a vide soon.

birthday massacre by VKX April 28, 2005

Sunday Massacre 

The long wait at restaurants due to everyone getting out of church on Sunday.

The long wait at Chili’s was brutal today...gotta love the Sunday Massacre.

Sunday Massacre by TheSethdaddy February 24, 2019