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by moizt October 11, 2020

Posterize Moisturize

When a basketball player is killing the game in the paint with his post skills.

A posterizes B
B: Damn, you really know how to posterize moisturize!

by Halabtsi November 2, 2016

Hunsberger Moist Towlette

You pick up a Irish night Walker from the Gloucester City NJ area and you and 6 friends get a strong Meth rage going and take it out on the night walkers rectum for hours until she unleashes her innards to a full prolapse and said prolapse is the Hunsberger Moist Towlette

On warm summers evening in 1997 poo and the gang gave Sharon a Hunsberger Moist Towlette she had to wear a diaper for months

by Boba fette February 2, 2019

Moist Regards

Moist Regards is a more personal way of saying "Warm Regards" with sexual under tones.

The term is typically exchanged only between close friends.

While there is an obvious sexual nature in typing "Moist Regards", this does not mean you have an attraction to the recipient of your message, sexual or otherwise . It is used as an endearing phrase with someone you are very comfortable with. Moist Regards is similar to other non-literal terms such as "slay", "I'm dead", or "I'm weak".

Could be taken out of context as inappropriate in a professional setting.

At the end of an email to a close friend or co-worker that won't report you to HR.

"... If you have any questions please reach out.

Moist Regards,

-Your Name"

by Octobottom March 28, 2022

Moist Lasagna

Moist Lasagna is when you make a donation to a twitch stream and it includes the phrase moist lasagna. The phrase is said by the donation reader and mentally scars the streamer.

“You moist lasagnad in my ear”- Twitch streamer Sybil Kappert after receiving a moist lasagna while wearing headphones

by Methy2000 October 14, 2020

Does Chris moisturize?

The idea of questioning if Chris from Mrbeast YouTube videos moisturizes.

Does Chris moisturize?

by Does Chris moisturize? August 26, 2019

moistballer

A moistballer is someone who is very moist but at the same time is a baller. When your shot is so moist and literally goes in every time, you become a moistballer. You can can also be a moistballer in the bedroom, if you what I mean. 😏😏😏

"Dude have you seen Luke on the court, he is such a moistballer"

by NYFan930 December 6, 2016