A skinny legged, Over average height Twitch streamer.
person 1: Oh look it's moistCr1tikal

Person 2: Wow he's Average size!
by NeckMinute January 15, 2020
Moistcr1tikal: Woooooooo- yeah baby! That’s what I’ve been waiting for! That's what it's all about. Wohoooo!
by Neutral0id December 7, 2021
Some random twitch streamer who reacts to videos of people slapping the living shit out of each other, police chases, some insane lady cooking shitty food, etc. He also has a YouTube channel where he mostly just looks the camera in the eye and speaks in a monotone voice while in a completely white outfit. He even has a YouTooz, in which he holds a total of 3 condoms, one in the right hand 2 and in the left. Oh golly, one more thing, he has a podcast. And he also is a musical artist, even though hes only posted two songs on his YouTube channel, and their about 10 months apart.
"Bro your 5 feet 1 inches? Well, at least your taller then moistcr1tikal."
by Dam_Bro453 April 24, 2020
MoistCr1itikal is a world-renowned streamer/youtuber/chess player, who is best known for his major acting role in 'The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 '(2012) and voice acting role in the animated masterpiece 'Killer Bean Forever' (2009). Aside from occasional acting roles, he spends a majority of his time streaming on Twitch or making YouTube videos. With 9.74 Million subscribers as of January 2022, his straight-faced demeanour mixed with his unique sense of humour makes him one of the greatest content creators on the internet.
"Do you watch moistcr1tikal?"
"Hell yeh! He was really good in The Hunger Games"
by usernameNOTfound03 January 10, 2022