Moisturizing

The act of using a ziplock bag, to pipe ones own cum into ass hole. This usually leads to being depressed, or having a lack luster life.

Hey Jaydon want to Game tonight? No Johnny Ive been moisturizing! Kinda feel like being a soggy pillow tonight.

Moisturizing by MoistUncle August 17, 2021

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moisturizing star

A woman with a heavenly body that quenches any man's deepest thirst without breaking a sweat.

Movie actress and comedy sensation Lauren Francesca is a moisturizing star.

moisturizing star by theMidnightTacoElf January 1, 2011

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Moisturzing Shot

When you cum in a girls vagina and then masturbate

I was screwing her then i gave her a Moisturzing shot!

Moisturzing Shot by shotsex December 20, 2020

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moisturizium

Its what you get after a long slow kiss from moisturized lips.

Moisturizium is a state of mind

moisturizium by Gemmize September 11, 2022

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moisturizium

What happens with a kiss from soft moisturized lips

Moisturizium is a state of mind when we kiss

moisturizium by Gemmize September 11, 2022

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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