Moisturizing

The act of using a ziplock bag, to pipe ones own cum into ass hole. This usually leads to being depressed, or having a lack luster life.

Hey Jaydon want to Game tonight? No Johnny Ive been moisturizing! Kinda feel like being a soggy pillow tonight.

Moisturizing by MoistUncle August 17, 2021

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moisturizing star

A woman with a heavenly body that quenches any man's deepest thirst without breaking a sweat.

Movie actress and comedy sensation Lauren Francesca is a moisturizing star.

moisturizing star by theMidnightTacoElf January 1, 2011

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Moisturzing Shot

When you cum in a girls vagina and then masturbate

I was screwing her then i gave her a Moisturzing shot!

Moisturzing Shot by shotsex December 20, 2020

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moisturizium

Its what you get after a long slow kiss from moisturized lips.

Moisturizium is a state of mind

moisturizium by Gemmize September 11, 2022

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moisturizium

What happens with a kiss from soft moisturized lips

Moisturizium is a state of mind when we kiss

moisturizium by Gemmize September 11, 2022

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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