Moisturizing

The act of using a ziplock bag, to pipe ones own cum into ass hole. This usually leads to being depressed, or having a lack luster life.

Hey Jaydon want to Game tonight? No Johnny Ive been moisturizing! Kinda feel like being a soggy pillow tonight.

Moisturizing by MoistUncle August 17, 2021

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moisturizing star

A woman with a heavenly body that quenches any man's deepest thirst without breaking a sweat.

Movie actress and comedy sensation Lauren Francesca is a moisturizing star.

moisturizing star by theMidnightTacoElf January 1, 2011

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Moisturzing Shot

When you cum in a girls vagina and then masturbate

I was screwing her then i gave her a Moisturzing shot!

Moisturzing Shot by shotsex December 20, 2020

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moisturizium

Its what you get after a long slow kiss from moisturized lips.

Moisturizium is a state of mind

moisturizium by Gemmize September 11, 2022

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moisturizium

What happens with a kiss from soft moisturized lips

Moisturizium is a state of mind when we kiss

moisturizium by Gemmize September 11, 2022

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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