mohsinize

verb; when one undergoes the process of instilling qualities possessed by mohsin; these include prioritization methods, time management skills, and vital communication techniques in order to better one's academic performance and social quality of living.

If he doesn't get his act together, we just might have to mohsinize him.

wtf is wrong with you, you need to get mohsinized.

mohsinize by mkfadeaway December 22, 2009

motinize 

1)doing something lame that nobody likes
2)being a dick or doing something dumb

Dont motinize you bitch, pack a bowl!

motinize by silky black February 12, 2005

Monginized 

To submit an IT ticket request only to have it be closed prematurely without resolution.

Phone Lackey Shelly: Hey did IT reset your password for you?

Phone Lackey Melissa: No, I still can't logon. I was totally Monginized!

Monginized by sidious66 March 20, 2009

Mohsinger 

When golfing, your ball hits a tree. It then ricochets right back into the fairway!

My tee shot hit a tree. I got a Mohsinger, my ball landed in the fairway!

Mohsinger by Wilczynsky May 16, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019