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modestas 

A European male who once intoxicated releases hell upon the female race and believes himself to be Jesus. Has mastered the art of dreamwalking and accessing a persons secret box (not to be confused with pussy)
"Heyyy u girl vant to have orgy?"
"I can make u come hard!"
"Broooo the Illuminati is coming for u bro"
-Modestas
modestas by Payem Cham April 18, 2011
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molestash 

A combination of the words moustache and Molest.

A moustash that is scrawny and usally very juvenile and creepy in nature. Much like most wearers of the molestash.
I don't trust that guy, he's got a molestash.
molestash by eatrocks June 21, 2004

molestasheo 

A derivative of molestache. A mustache on a man that does not look cool but creepy. This mustache would make you want to go check to see if the guy is listed on a pedophile website.
What's up with that molestasheo, you going to hang out at some playgrounds tonight?
molestasheo by Jacki Ledbetter April 10, 2007

molestastic

when you can molest.

only really really good!
wow, your dad is molestastic!
molestastic by stephahoee July 7, 2008
Modesta is the prettiest female to ever exist
Modesta is pretty
Modesta by Certifiedbaddie November 22, 2021
A character in the Cambridge latin course that nobody knows about because they didn't make the mistake of taking latin gcse. Modestus claims to be a great soldier who killed 3000 men and tries to get on Vilbia but eventually fails because bad man Bulbus comes along and throws him into a fountain. Modestus is also scared of spiders and let a prisoner escape because there was one nearby. The last we hear of modestus is when he fondles an old mans beard, thinking it was a stripper's hair.
Oh you know modestus? You're in for a world of pain for the rest of the latin gcse course

molestas las breastas 

me gusta molestas las breastas
molestas las breastas by iBarfsAlot November 20, 2009
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