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A character in the Cambridge latin course that nobody knows about because they didn't make the mistake of taking latin gcse. Modestus claims to be a great soldier who killed 3000 men and tries to get on Vilbia but eventually fails because bad man Bulbus comes along and throws him into a fountain. Modestus is also scared of spiders and let a prisoner escape because there was one nearby. The last we hear of modestus is when he fondles an old mans beard, thinking it was a stripper's hair.
Oh you know modestus? You're in for a world of pain for the rest of the latin gcse course
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modestas 

A European male who once intoxicated releases hell upon the female race and believes himself to be Jesus. Has mastered the art of dreamwalking and accessing a persons secret box (not to be confused with pussy)
"Heyyy u girl vant to have orgy?"
"I can make u come hard!"
"Broooo the Illuminati is coming for u bro"
-Modestas
modestas by Payem Cham April 18, 2011
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Modestos is a fanatic smoker and drug dealer. If you invite him in you house he will robe you and stole your money! But in the other side he is a very good guy and a good friend!
Modestos where my money is?
Modestos by Mat2003 November 20, 2021

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026