modestus

A character in the Cambridge latin course that nobody knows about because they didn't make the mistake of taking latin gcse. Modestus claims to be a great soldier who killed 3000 men and tries to get on Vilbia but eventually fails because bad man Bulbus comes along and throws him into a fountain. Modestus is also scared of spiders and let a prisoner escape because there was one nearby. The last we hear of modestus is when he fondles an old mans beard, thinking it was a stripper's hair.

Oh you know modestus? You're in for a world of pain for the rest of the latin gcse course

modestus by Grumio et Metella in cubiculum November 7, 2017

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modestas

A European male who once intoxicated releases hell upon the female race and believes himself to be Jesus. Has mastered the art of dreamwalking and accessing a persons secret box (not to be confused with pussy)

"Heyyy u girl vant to have orgy?"
"I can make u come hard!"
"Broooo the Illuminati is coming for u bro"
-Modestas

modestas by Payem Cham April 18, 2011

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Modestos

Modestos is a fanatic smoker and drug dealer. If you invite him in you house he will robe you and stole your money! But in the other side he is a very good guy and a good friend!

Modestos where my money is?

Modestos by Mat2003 November 20, 2021

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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