modestus

A character in the Cambridge latin course that nobody knows about because they didn't make the mistake of taking latin gcse. Modestus claims to be a great soldier who killed 3000 men and tries to get on Vilbia but eventually fails because bad man Bulbus comes along and throws him into a fountain. Modestus is also scared of spiders and let a prisoner escape because there was one nearby. The last we hear of modestus is when he fondles an old mans beard, thinking it was a stripper's hair.

Oh you know modestus? You're in for a world of pain for the rest of the latin gcse course

by Grumio et Metella in cubiculum November 7, 2017

modestas

A European male who once intoxicated releases hell upon the female race and believes himself to be Jesus. Has mastered the art of dreamwalking and accessing a persons secret box (not to be confused with pussy)

"Heyyy u girl vant to have orgy?"
"I can make u come hard!"
"Broooo the Illuminati is coming for u bro"
-Modestas

by Payem Cham April 18, 2011

Modestos

Modestos is a fanatic smoker and drug dealer. If you invite him in you house he will robe you and stole your money! But in the other side he is a very good guy and a good friend!

Modestos where my money is?

by Mat2003 November 20, 2021