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model o on crack 

yo dude you got that glorious model o on crack????

dude: this is why you're a fucking reject to society

Glorious Model O 

The Glorious Model O, along with alternate models such as the Model O-, and the Model D, is a mouse made by Glorious. It is a great mouse, however is notorious for having some of the worst cables imaginable, breaking weeks after buying the mouse, causing you to have to spend months getting a replacement cable shipped, which costs half the price of just buying a new mouse, just for the replacement cable to break within 2 weeks as well.
Friend: "I just got a new mouse!"
Friend 2: "Which one?"
Friend: "The Glorious Model O!"
Friend 2: "lol"
Glorious Model O by hepno September 6, 2022

Glorious Model O 

The glorious Model O is the main mouse for every single 20 year old male who plays hypixel bedwars for a living. The mouse gives you an instant autoclicker and its a pretty neat mouse. Its also super light so you can throw it at ease. (you week mf) the O stands for "Oh my god I've never touched grass before" and the mouse looks like it was pulled out of a bee hive.
oh my goodness! my girlfriend just broke up with me but its okay because now i can click and insane amount of CPS with my Glorious Model O
Glorious Model O by Psyic April 14, 2023

US Government, model of 1911 pistol, cal .45 ACP 

Brainchild of the legendary arms inventor John Moses Browning, it is a single action, short recoil operated, magazine fed auto loader. This venerable pistol had seen service in the US armed forces for 85 years since its official adoption in 1911. Originally chambered in the new (at the time) .45 ACP (automatic Colt pistol) The .45 "Auto" cartridge is a direct descendant of the much older .45 COLT revolver cartridge. The pistol was beginning to be replaced in the late 1980's by the Beretta 92f (M9 military designation) chambered in NATO standard 9x19mm. The 1911 pistol still remains popular in military service in special forces detachments such as Army Rangers, Delta and certain US Marine units. This pistol/cartridge combination has been battle proven as a very tough and reliable military sidearm. The Vietnam war wound studies of US military trauma surgeon Dr. Martin Fackler have revealed that the .45 has excellent terminal ballistics even in a military 230 gr. hardball round. In the civil market this firearm and newer various clones remain one of the most popular pistol types particularly for concealed carry and defense.
I choose .45", "because needing to shoot twice is just silly. " "US Government, model of 1911 pistol, cal .45 ACP is the only pistol I will ever need!"

Social Model of Disability 

The idea that disability is a result of the flawed structure or oppressive nature of society and not something innately wrong with a person. This idea is promulgated by the Disability Rights Movement.
Teacher: I’m sorry for your disability, John.
John: According to the social model of disability, you can’t make a fish climb a tree.

Model of Walmart 

Often too in shape or skinny-fat to be lumped in with the general People of Walmart, these are people (mostly women) who have fooled themselves into thinking they exist at the pinnacle of fashion. In reality however, they've completely given up and are just running around town in ugly gym clothes all day.
Hey! Check out the Model of Walmart coming this way. Goddamn, that camel monster between her legs is hungry for polyester and imitation elastic.
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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