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When you ejaculate in a woman's eyes & by the time she's able wipe them clean and yell at you...you're gone.
I just wanted to get the hell out of there so I decided to pull a goopy ghost and leave.
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Often too in shape or skinny-fat to be lumped in with the general People of Walmart, these are people (mostly women) who have fooled themselves into thinking they exist at the pinnacle of fashion. In reality however, they've completely given up and are just running around town in ugly gym clothes all day.
Hey! Check out the Model of Walmart coming this way. Goddamn, that camel monster between her legs is hungry for polyester and imitation elastic.
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