modelo

American sold Mexican beer that actually resembles Donkey piss. Commonly believed to be enjoyable after one is intoxicated

Hey bud, I’m feeling a little drunk. Let’s hurry and get rid on that Modelo

by Gracer26 January 10, 2018

Modelo

When you cum deep deep inside a female

Damn bro, I gave her a modelo last night and she loved it.

by JoselitoDerick May 28, 2021

modelo time

A time of the day where a person and his/hers homies are having a good time while drinking Modelo. (Originated from Passdapookie on instagram)

Example 1:

Foo1: “Ay foo what time is it?”
Foo2: “12:37 AM”
Foo1: “Nah foo ITS MODELO TIME AHHHH”

Example 2:

Foo: “Ay foo did you see the new modelo time video?”

by foo_who_drinks_modelo July 29, 2018

modelo especial

Mexican Beer brewed in Mexico since 1925 and sold in the US nationally

Hey. Want a modelo especial? What is that. ? It's a mexican beer that will get you intoxicated and has a good flavor to it . in Spanish there is a saying "Modelo Especial Descubre lo Especial" which in english it translates to Modelo especial discover the specialness which means you getting intoxicated off Modelo Especial

by Sir Shadow May 17, 2016

Modelo Missile

A highly intoxicated person who operates a motor vehicle beyond the legal blood alcohol limit. The vehicle being operated by the intoxicated person suddenly morphs into a heat seeking missile that usually destroys anything it come into contact with. The intoxicated person is typically under the influence of alcoholic beverages. A person who is simply intoxicated cannot be called a modelo missile until they operate a motor vehicle. Please protect loved ones and the public and do not let drunk friends drive.

Police were conducting field sobriety test on the side of the road. That person could barely stand. I bet it’s a modelo missile.

It’s friday night, watch out for those Modelo Missiles on the road.

If you see a pick up truck swerving all over the road it’s probably a modelo missile.

Did you see that crash on the news? It looked like twenty parked cars were hit. I bet it was a modelo missile that did it.

by TBONE74 April 1, 2019

Modelo time

When it's time to link up with your homies and have a good time drinking modelo beer.

"Ayyyyy foooo, it's modelo time fooo"

Ese: "Ay vato, what time is it"
Vato: "its modelo time fooo"

by trashcan23444 July 21, 2018

Modelo switch

As a result of the coronavirus pandemic and the world population's shared negative association with the word, "corona," AB InBev beer company haulted production of Corona Extra. Many consumers have replaced the once popular beer with Modelo Especial without blinking.

Anyone: "Hey, what you drinking, a Modelo?

Human: "Yep. I made the Modelo switch!"

Anyone: "Nice, an even tastier alternative, really."

Human: "For sure. This change is permanent, no doubt."

by Fauxless April 27, 2020