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moleskine 

A popular brand of vintage-feel notebooks that come in various different types, including sketchbooks, daily planners, lined/unlined/checked pages, etc.

Its claim to fame is that famous artists and thinkers, like Van Gogh, used them.

No pretentious pseudoartist or writer would be caught dead without one.
"Ooh. You have a Moleskine! Can I see what's in it?"

"No way, man."
moleskine by El Fuckwit June 1, 2006
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Mockscene 

Mockscene or MökS33n is a group of people who go to shows and mosh but are not scene kids, they wear band shirts and mosh. Because of the "scene" of band shirts most have taken to writing the name of the band on a shirt themselves with a sharpie. They are often called Posers by Scene kids. They Mock the scene by making up MökS33n names that show how they don't care about being cool like Patrick Poser, Tina Tries2hard, Nick Notcool. Most MökS33Neers do not use thier myspace often, theydon't add people they don't know
Scene Kid"Hey check out that guy in the pit he is such a scene poser"

MockS33ner "No Way he doesn't care about being cool, he hates scene kids he's total Mockscene."
Mockscene by Patrick Poser March 29, 2009

Mockscene 

Mockscene or MökS33n is a group of people who go to shows and mosh but are not scene kids, they wear band shirts and mosh. Because of the "scene" of band shirts most have taken to writing the name of the band on a shirt themselves with a sharpie. They are often called Posers by Scene kids. They Mock the scene by making up MökS33n names that show how they don't care about being cool like Patrick Poser, Tina Tries2hard, Nick Notcool. Most MökS33Neers do not use thier myspace often, theydon't add people they don't know
Scene Kid"Hey check out that guy in the pit he is such a scene poser"

MockS33ner "No Way he doesn't care about being cool, he hates scene kids he's total Mockscene."
Mockscene by patrick poser March 29, 2009

Moleskine 

a skinned mole who has been turned into a diary for a 16 year old white girl.
"Omg you have a moleskine diary!"

" skinned it myself using my ugg boots and iPhone 6+ "
Moleskine by Maybe_fatal April 9, 2015

moleskine 

an over-priced notepad that could be purchased elsewhere for a considerably cheaper price
Moleskines are expensive

Person 1: Wow, this dinner is so expensive!
Person 2: Yes it is, but we could have purchased 1/2 a moleskin instead if you prefer..
Person 1: No way
moleskine by Oh, him again August 5, 2011
The most powerful form of being on planet earth. Also known as the watchers, the world eaters and minions master in 1933
They’re here. The mocksies!!!
Mocksie by LeekLord July 2, 2022
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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