mochu

Cutest person ever. Since he is chubby so his friends call him doremon also sometimes. He sanitizes everything. Hygiene lover and loves trekking.

Mochu please marry me because you are my teddy bear.

by Ek mochu November 24, 2021

Mochu

THE REAL MOCHU, NOT THE FAKE MOCHU.
MOCHU IS AN ABSOLUTE GOD AND IS AN ABSOLUTE PUSSY MAGNET.
SHE MAY LIVE IN CALIFORNIA BUT MOST (ALL) OF HER FRIENDS LIVE IN KINGSTON ONTARIO CANADA, ITS CRAZY BECAUSE IM NOT ONE OF THOSE TOTALLY.
I JUST LIVE IN HER WALLS.

"Hey Man."
"Mochu."
"What?"
"Mochu."
"Wtf are you ok?"
"...."
"Mochu."

by I AM GOD AKA MACKSIM ADMASCUS August 3, 2022

mocha ears

Arabs in general, including other ethnic groups in North Africa and the Middle East.

If the mocha ear doesn't live in a backward shithole country, then he or she lives in some oil-soaked narrow-minded shithole as a freeloader without the need for any special skills because slaves from the third world do the job that lazy ass mocha ears don't want to do.

by O. W. Tongueincheek July 5, 2023

sexy mochi

A term to describe a smol bean who is cute and soft like mochi, but somehow is incredibly sexy at the same time.

Park Jimin is sexy mochi.

by kitsutae December 10, 2016

McChurch

Any "seeker sensitive" church that seeks to draw in new members by focusing more on entertainment of the members, rather than transforming their lives. Similar to megachurch but much more derogratory, the McChurch features un-challenging milktoast theology for the masses, a music team that resembles a corporate band more than a committed team of talented church members, and sanitized "christian" versions of cafe's, fitness centers, and food courts so as to further line the church's pockets and insulate the members from the outside world. Such churches generally cater to caucasian, middle class, suburban families who are able to drive for miles to the nearly rural locations of these 4 acre campuses.

Geez, have you been to that new McChurch up on freeway yet? I've never seen more FUV's and PT Cruisers since that last Jimmy Buffett concert.

by Rex Cavendish December 10, 2008

Mochi

A word used to describe a person, usually as cute and with chubby cheeks. But mochi is also a Japanese dessert.

Friend: “Omg! Did you see jimin? Oh he’s definitely BTS’s cute little mochi”

by Bangtan seonyeondan May 29, 2018

mochi sexy

Mochi is a small Japanese rice cake and can be used to describe someone who is small and cute. To call someone mochi sexy is to say that he/she is both cute and sexy at the same time. The phrase - known in the K-pop community - originated with boy group member Park Jimin, who exudes cuteness and sexiness, sometimes at the same time.

Person A: how can he be this sexy when he was just giggling adorably five seconds ago?
Person B: he's mochi sexy. The best aesthetic.

by Sleepy Owl February 23, 2017