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mocha ears
If the mocha ear doesn't live in a backward shithole country, then he or she lives in some oil-soaked narrow-minded shithole as a freeloader without the need for any special skills because slaves from the third world do the job that lazy ass mocha ears don't want to do.
mocha ears by O. W. Tongueincheek July 5, 2023
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sexy mochi
A term to describe a smol bean who is cute and soft like mochi, but somehow is incredibly sexy at the same time.
sexy mochi by kitsutae December 10, 2016
Mochi
A word used to describe a person, usually as cute and with chubby cheeks. But mochi is also a Japanese dessert.
Mochi by Bangtan seonyeondan May 29, 2018
mochi sexy
Mochi is a small Japanese rice cake and can be used to describe someone who is small and cute. To call someone mochi sexy is to say that he/she is both cute and sexy at the same time. The phrase - known in the K-pop community - originated with boy group member Park Jimin, who exudes cuteness and sexiness, sometimes at the same time.
Person A: how can he be this sexy when he was just giggling adorably five seconds ago?
Person B: he's mochi sexy. The best aesthetic.
Person B: he's mochi sexy. The best aesthetic.
mochi sexy by Sleepy Owl February 23, 2017
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mochar by Brayden Rice 2015 June 16, 2017
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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