mobla 

slang for mobile/cell phone

ring me later tonight on ma mobla, check dem

mobla by mynameisamy August 29, 2005

McBlasted 

extremely fucking blasted. 2 levels above blasted. 1 level above super blasted.

I was Mcblasted last night after that strikeout!

McBlasted by Billy Juice September 13, 2009

Mobaged 

1) To be completely taken for all your money in a mobile game in attempts to advance your character past free player status.

2) to be given very dry, very unwelcome surprise buttsex with no reacharound.

Dude, dont download rage of bahamut! You are gonna get totally mobaged!

Mobaged by N8dog640 August 1, 2014

Moba Disease 

Multiplayer online battle arena pathogenic virus(MOBA Disease)is an infectious disease caused by the MOBA virus.Common symptoms: Irrational anger, self entitlement, depression, IQ drops, and urges to call people"Faggots."The most common spreader is"Shit"aka"League of Legends."All who come in contact with MOBAs eventually become infected. Though many people can go months without symptoms.There are three types of MOBA Disease that affect people. All types of the virus are spread through human to human contact through MOBA video games.
The first type is named MOBA Primea Disease.(BAD) BAD effects nearly half of MOBA players.Those infected experience irrational anger at everyone they play with. They often AFK before five minutes. Common quotes include "1v1 me kid."&"Ru even ranked?XDD." These infected are most often Bronze.
The second form is "Everyone but me is autistic syndrome."aka(MobaDowns)
Those with "MobaDowns"(aka Moba Downies)tend to be more self entitled.They have altered perceptions of reality, and see themselves as the best players on their team.Anytime anything goes wrong, they blame everyone else. They disown other mobas. This MOBA Disease is VERY common in league of legends players. They will often end friendships over mobas. The third and last type of MOBA Disease is known as MobaDepressa or MDD.
People effected by MDD experience very little rage.Infected are more likely to get depressed. These players often know mobas are toxic, yet chose to play them anyway.

Jungle: "OUR FUCKING SOLO LOST LANE FAGGOT NIGGER."
Mid: "You've been standing in base since 2:00... Their jungle has not even left solo lane once."
Jungle "LITERALLY KIILL YOURSLEF BAD."
Adc: "Dude... You went 0-34 in two minutes... you literally set the world record for the most deaths before five minutes in any MOBA."
~Mid dies for the first time~
Jungle: "YOU"RE SO FUCKING GPPD BITCH. GG GGG GGGG GGGB"
Solo: "Guys, leave the jungle alone. Can't you tell he has late stage MOBA Disease?"

Moba Disease by echobokin October 31, 2015

Mobamba moment 

The ultimate form of bruh moment. to describe a fuck up beyond comprehension.

"I heard Alex just called Dom a faggot, is that a mobamba moment or what?"

Mobamba moment by big dicky chad with milky peen June 28, 2020

WeeMad Mobley 

The superior, ultimate form of the human being known as Narin. This form has unlimited levels of supa sex and has unparalleled abilities to the entire JoJo universe. Nobody can withstand this mans charisma once he catches your eye~
(He's also TikTok famous)

I'm sick of Crying, Tired of trying, Yeah I'm smiling, But inside I'm... WeeMad Mobley

WeeMad Mobley by KuroVargas December 7, 2020

wae kuroji mola 

wae kuroji mola is a term used for degrading

jack: hey jaywhypee
jaywhypee: wae kuroji mola

wae kuroji mola by jaywhypee stan May 12, 2021