Skip to main content

t-mobilize 

a t-mobile user having a deep, rewarding, epiphinal conversation with another t-mobile user.
Hey Jebodiah! Let's T-mobilize homey G.
t-mobilize by John January 3, 2005

mobilizing mah troops

The act of not jacking it for a long time to build up copious amounts of splooge
nick: dood ive been mobilizing mah troops for so long i hope marrissa blows me soon
chris: cool man

mobilized 

Someone got owned or burned.

See owned.
You got mobilized!!!!
mobilized by David Nguyen May 15, 2004

Mobilise the Troops 

To take a dump. AKA, dropping the kids off by the pool. Usually after a good session on Guinness, followed by a huge t-bone
Jeff: Hey man, great sesh last night. Feel like my heads gonna frikkin explode.

Brian: Lets go grab a boiled egg sarnie and and a hair of the dog

Jeff: hey bud, slow down, need to Mobilise the Troops before I can get out of the house
Mobilise the Troops by thestudog October 3, 2008
The act of transforming a website so it can be utilised on any mobile device
We should mobilise our website.
We mobilised our website
Mobilise by suedonims December 1, 2011

mogilize 

From "mobilize", i.e. to assemble military reserves for compulsory military service, and the Russian word "могила", transliterated "mogila", meaning "grave"
Vladolf Putler mogilized 300,000 troops. He was never forgiven by the Russian people.
mogilize by JanOtto September 30, 2022