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moatwas by Dr. Goat August 22, 2003
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Moatassime 

A Sociopath that loves lolis and anime girls, has a huge cock and hates black people and jews
Moatassime is the hottest man alive UWU
Moatassime by Moatassimefanboy123 November 21, 2021

moatasem 

Probably the oldest kid in his family, he is really responsible and looks exactly like his dad. He can easily make friends. He is super smart and can scan a sheet of paper before a test and get full marks. He loves his siblings but doesn’t show it so like yeah!
Moatasem is d best, I guess
moatasem by Rokstarrrr1010101 January 14, 2018

Moatasim 

Fucking daddy af
That guy is definitely a Moatasim UwU
Moatasim by Howtodo November 23, 2021

Moatmaster 

The blond Character from any zombie movie, usualy a woman, that look as if she could break into sobs at any moment.
Sometimes she focuses her emotional pain into anger and kicks zombie ass with it!
See also Mopemaster
"Ah is the moatmaster gonna cry?"
Moatmaster by Sword_Song August 11, 2008

Moatassim 

Moatassim is e very sexy boy that every girl is crazy about. He can be a playboy, but if you get to know them you'll see that they are really different then they seem from outside. Wears black everyday. Has deep black/dark brown eyes in which you can get lost.
Girl 1: Moatassim is a fuckboy he was together with every girl from this school.
Girl 2: Oh..?That's my boyfriend, and he's my Moatassim.
Moatassim by InLoveWithMoatassim November 21, 2021

Moatassim 

Moatassim is a very sexy boy that every girl is crazy about. He can be a fuckboy, but if you get to know them you'll see that they are really different then they seem from the outside. Wears black everyday. Has deep black/dark brown eyes in which you can get lost.
Girls 1: Moatassim is a fuckboy, he was together with every girl from this school.
Girl 2: Oh..? Thats my boyfriend, and he's my Moatassim.
Moatassim by InLoveWithMoatassim November 21, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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