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manaconda 

a very large penis. a combination of the two words "man" and "anacanda" which is the longest snake in the world.
Alex's "manaconda" was so big, she needed to use both hands to pleasure him.
manaconda by murkle September 21, 2005
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Moanatonin

A fictional hormone in a woman. Causes a woman's Ovaries to go into overdrive for Sex. There is a smell that Moanatonin secretes. Only men can sense this smell.
Damn son, Do you smell that Moanatonin coming from your MOM? She's getting this D tonight!
Moanatonin by BHAD BHABIE-518 March 4, 2019

Mantacorn 

A mantacorn is a strange hybrid between a Manta Ray and a Unicorn. This animal only exists in strange LSD-induced dreams, and in the minds of young children!
Person A: Woah, trippy
Person B: What do you see?
Person A: A mantacorn!
Person B: You're an idiot
Mantacorn by Azniac December 14, 2012

manicorn 

a mythical male creature who is successful (read: pursuing his passion and can pay his electric bills/rent), funny, chivalrous, masculine (read: not chauvinistic), adventurous, artistic (read: not suicidal).
See any John Cusack film (or Chuck Klosterman's witty commentary on Fake Love in Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Pops), any romantic comedy where the flawed guy comes through in the end...

"Where is my manicorn? I keep going out with all these losers!"

"Too bad I settled when I got married, I just met my manicorn."
manicorn by B&E April 12, 2007
Word of the Day on October 4, 2008

Manicorn 

Man bun worn at the front of the head, just above the forehead. Resembles a unicorn horn.
Yo bro, that manicorn is super tight.
Manicorn by Klabanator June 8, 2018

moanatron 5000

A name given to someone that doesn't stop moaning about every little thing......
"its so windy today"

"oh here we go, the moanatron 5000!! "
moanatron 5000 by Charlie.n October 13, 2013