moño 

You ever had somebody ask you for a “moño” and then you had to ask, “what the hell is that” because you never heard of that word before?

A “moño” is another word for a hair tie, hair elastic, etcetera. When somebody asks you for one, they’re likely asking for one of your scrunchies or hair ties.

Unrelated to the Spaniard translation of “moño” because, trust, no one is asking you for a hamburger bun.

(Personal Note: My Puerto Rican family has called hair ties “moños” their entire life, including myself. Nobody seems to know where the word came from, but it’s probably a Latino and/or a Caribbean thing.)

“Hey, Emma… can I have a moño?”

“What the hell is a moño?”

“Just… your scrunchie. Give me your scrunchie.”

moño by cute8ball October 2, 2023

mono 

Mononucleosis is technically called infectious mononucleosis or glandular fever, but is generally referred to as "mono" for short. It occurs primarily between the ages of 10 and 35 years old. When younger children are infected, it causes little or no illness. Such exposure does, however, create an immunity to the disease. Nearly 90% of Americans have antibodies for mononucleosis by age 40. Mono has an incubation period of 30 to 40 days and the symptoms usually last 7 to 14 days but can last for several weeks. The virus can stay alive within the body for several months. The name mononucleosis comes from the fact that the disease distorts the white blood cells, causing them to only have one nucleus. Only a blood test called the mononucleosis spot test can determine if someone has the disease.


SYMPTOMS OF MONONUCLEOSIS



The following symptoms can be present with mono, but most likely not all will be. Sore throat, usually red Enlarged lymph nodes in all parts of the body Fever Nausea Loss of appetite Extreme fatigue Enlarged spleen (2/3 of mono patients) Ulceration of the pharynx (sometimes) Swelling of the upper eyelid Trouble breathing Rapid heart beat Red rash on the body (about 15% of mono patients) Oversensitivity to light

mono is usally causerd by kissing.

TO cure this virus, rest.

mono by ash_link October 22, 2003

Mono 

The playlist that beat your favs

"Isn't mono an std"
"Na bitch its the best playlist by the one an only Kim namjoon"

Mono by Lose holed slut December 24, 2018

mono 

known as "the kissing disease" spread through saliva contact. A good way of tracing the chain of sexual activity in your school or workplace

After that huge orgy (aka Prom), no one came to school because they had all mono

i dumped Ted because he had mono..and i sure as hell didnt have it

mono by CouRtney June 4, 2004

mono 

red half zip

that red half zip makes Monos chin look mahoosive

what a chinny chin chin

that chin could cut butter better than a butter knife

mono by 6applesauce9 March 22, 2021

mono 

An STD for people who have only got to first base.

Mono is more embarrassing than herpes.

mono by Schovie August 7, 2007

Mono 

Mono is a mixtape by the leJINdary leader himself, Kim Namjoon.
It is known to heal hearts and mind. Stan BTS Bitch.

Listen to mono bishes.

Mono by DailyDoseOfUWUs November 10, 2018