The way the seamen in the male reproductive organ the penis, squirts as he ejaculates. Ie, the direction.
Woman: HEY, you got some in my eye!!
Man: Sorry, that's the way the pickle squirts!
by courtney May 29, 2004
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candy cane children

"Went to a White Stripes' concert last week. The Candy Cane Children were out in full force."
by Courtney April 07, 2005
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Puddin

a best friend the best who can get in depressed moods but in the end is always fine who helps you with all your problems
your sad and she makes u cry from happiness
by courtney January 08, 2005
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winona ryder

To be a clepto and proud of it!
The epitome of something that looks so sweet and doe-eyed, while all the meanwhile commiting crimes punishable under law. Winona is one bad-ass chick
Winona Ryder could march into that courtroom modeling the Marc Jacobs spring line, but when i was caught stealing gum i passed out in fear that i would be spending the rest of high school behind bars
by CouRtney June 05, 2004
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grotti

dead wrong; an action that deserves a beat-down
Girl One: That bitch thats supposed to be my best friend slobbed my man.
Girl Two: That's grotti.
by Courtney August 25, 2003
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danks

a word used to describe good weed
do u have any danks?
by courtney March 09, 2005
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tatu

t.A.T.u. are a pop duo from Russia who made it big in 2003 with their outlandish and controversial lesbian-schoolgirl antics. The brain behind t.A.T.u. was one Ivan Shapovalov, a child psychologist who thought that the male population of the world would enjoy the fantasy that was t.A.T.u.

Okay, so t.A.T.u. have received a lot a shit from all those cynics out there, citing Lena and Julia as nothing but trendsbians, however the two never actually CLAIMED to be lesbians, simply in love with one another (I know, I'm nitpicking, but I don't care).

Furthermore, t.A.T.u. have been the biggest pop group ever really to address issues concerning homosexual relationships and the like, so I definitely think that they deserve their props.
Britney and Madonna were reduced to ripping off t.A.T.u. with THAT kiss at THOSE MTV VMAs a few years ago, when they snogged one another onstage.

A few people in the audience could've sworn they saw Madonna suck out Britney's soul.

Jack Black also said that Madonna didn't kiss Christina Aguilera as long as she did Britney, cuz of the dodgy looking scabs around Xtina's lips.
by Courtney April 08, 2005
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