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Makenson
A Makenson has a strong personality, but can never hide his feelings. He doesn't want to. He's the kind of man most women could ever dream of-one straight from the movies. If you ever get to experience and have a Makenson of your very own, you better not let him go. He's your best friend. He never judges you. He's the only man you'll ever really love. You can't lose him-life wouldn't be the same without him. He was given to you from God- a true blessing. If you lose him, you may marry and have children, but you'll always wish you never did wrong. You want him. You will never love another man like the way you loved a Makenson. A Makenson is built exquisitely. His lips encase yours perfectly. His skin compliments yours-fine dark chocolate wrapping around white ivory. A smile from a Makenson, is one to surely take your breath away. Laying with a Makenson and being in his arms with your fingertips running all over his skin, is home. There is no greater peace. Nothing makes your heart feel as content. Makenson is everything-your heart, soul, best friend, lover, and king.
Makenson, I swear I will love you forever. I'm glad you're all mine. I will never let you go. I'm looking forward to spending the rest of my life with you.
Makenson by Brown Eyes L. October 2, 2011
Menso
It's a Latino Word used to describe a person being annoying, dumb, or goofy not in a bad way thoe, just messing around.
Menso by Alice_Rose November 21, 2017
Menso Poko Poko
Menso Poko Poko basically means "Seeing but not saying". Mostly its related to a state of complete surprise at what happens randomly or unexpectedly in life. Menso Means "Eyes in Nyanja" while Poko means "Poking". So its a combination of eye popping in disbelief or surprised.
I came home and found that the dog had eaten my lunch I was just Menso Poko Poko
She told him she loved him and Menso Poko Poko was all he could do.
She told him she loved him and Menso Poko Poko was all he could do.
Menso Poko Poko by Bixi FiftyFyve August 18, 2016
Menso Poko Poko
Menso Poko Poko basically means "Seeing but not saying". Mostly its related to a state of complete surprise at what happens randomly or unexpectedly in life. Menso Means "Eyes in Nyanja" while Poko means "Poking". So its a combination of eye popping in disbelief or surprised.
I came home and found that the dog had eaten my lunch I was just Menso Poko Poko
She told him she loved him and Menso Poko Poko was all he could do.
She told him she loved him and Menso Poko Poko was all he could do.
Menso Poko Poko by Bixi FiftyFyve August 18, 2016
Menso Poko Poko
Menso Poko Poko basically means "Seeing but not saying". Mostly its related to a state of complete surprise at what happens randomly or unexpectedly in life. Menso Means "Eyes in Nyanja" while Poko means "Poking". So its a combination of eye popping in disbelief or surprised.
I came home and found that the dog had eaten my lunch I was just Menso Poko Poko
She told him she loved him and Menso Poko Poko was all he could do.
She told him she loved him and Menso Poko Poko was all he could do.
Menso Poko Poko by Bixi FiftyFyve August 18, 2016
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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