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Makenson 

A Makenson has a strong personality, but can never hide his feelings. He doesn't want to. He's the kind of man most women could ever dream of-one straight from the movies. If you ever get to experience and have a Makenson of your very own, you better not let him go. He's your best friend. He never judges you. He's the only man you'll ever really love. You can't lose him-life wouldn't be the same without him. He was given to you from God- a true blessing. If you lose him, you may marry and have children, but you'll always wish you never did wrong. You want him. You will never love another man like the way you loved a Makenson. A Makenson is built exquisitely. His lips encase yours perfectly. His skin compliments yours-fine dark chocolate wrapping around white ivory. A smile from a Makenson, is one to surely take your breath away. Laying with a Makenson and being in his arms with your fingertips running all over his skin, is home. There is no greater peace. Nothing makes your heart feel as content. Makenson is everything-your heart, soul, best friend, lover, and king.
Makenson, I swear I will love you forever. I'm glad you're all mine. I will never let you go. I'm looking forward to spending the rest of my life with you.
Makenson by Brown Eyes L. October 2, 2011
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Damn, Mackenson looking good
mackenson by Mack954 April 11, 2016

Makinsons Disease 

Infection of the eyes and ankles and shrinkage of grey matter.
Did you hear about Tom? The doctors diagnosed him with Makinsons Disease and he has only 6 months to live.

Makinsoned 

Being screwed so hard by someone you thought was a mate.
Your friend should have dealt with an issue but didn’t and now it’s left for you to deal with. You got ‘Makinsoned’
Makinsoned by Daredtodothis September 23, 2020

Mckenson 

A Mckenson has a strong personality, but can never hide his feelings. He doesn't want to. He's the kind of man most women could ever dream of-one straight from the movies. If you ever get to experience and have a Mckenson of your very own, you better not let him go. He's your best friend. He never judges you. He's the only man you'll ever really love. You can't lose him-life wouldn't be the same without him. He was given to you from God- a true blessing. If you lose him, you may marry and have children, but you'll always wish you never did wrong. You want him. You will never love another man like the way you loved a Mckenson. A Mckenson is built exquisitely. His lips encase yours perfectly. His skin compliments yours-fine dark chocolate wrapping around white ivory. A smile from a Mckenson, is one to surely take your breath away. Laying with a Mckenson and being in his arms with your fingertips running all over his skin, is home. There is no greater peace. Nothing makes your heart feel as content. Mckenson is everything-your heart, soul, best friend, lover, and king.
Mckenson? That sweet boy oh my God I love you
Mckenson by pediatric November 22, 2021

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026