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Mitching it 

A term reserved for those who reject so many woment that bitching it no longer cuts it.
"Hey man did you root that chick last night?" "Na man I just went home and studied" "Oh my god dude stop mitching it!"
Mitching it by Anonymous..,. May 1, 2009

Mitching 

Verb.
To loiter, lollygag, procrastinate, or behaving in a lackadaisical fashion in an attempt to avoid a previously set obligation, especially under the pretense of dealing with a ‘technical issue’(computer meltdown, glitch, virus, etc.) that would hinder participation in the aforementioned activity.
“Sally says she is getting her computer fixed during class today, but I think she’s just mitching.”
“Danny totally mitched out on that typing exam, I saw him hanging around the mall when he said he had to get his keyboard rewired.”
“I would love to mitch today, but I already said that my virus was taken care of and I can’t think of a better excuse.”
Mitching by Feather La August 4, 2007
mitchin' = skiving or 'playing truant' from work or school

i have heard it used in Cardiff, Wales
Teacher : 'Where is Matt today?'
Pupil : 'Ah Miss, he's mitchin'!'
Class sniggers
mitchin' by Square radishes April 25, 2006
Major currency in the world of bullshit
Put yo mitkoins where yo mouth is bieeetch
Mitkoin by Mitkoins January 7, 2017

Mitching Out 

Verb.

1) The ensuing behavior following more than three shots of alcohol when one is both a lightweight and a small person named mitch, which includes, but is not limited to: refusal to go to bed quietly, making an ass of one's self, yelling "hey girl, take off that polka dot bikini," or any general act of combing both "bitching out" and being named mitch.

2) The act of bitching out, but when the person's name is Mitch.

3) The verb that describes mitch's behavior after three or more drinks
Person 1: Oh man did you see Mitch hiding under the table at the strip club?

Person 2: Oh yeah, he was totally Mitching out!

Person 1: Afterward he absolutely refused to pass out on the couch!

Person 2: Wow what a Mitch!
Mitching Out by Mingo_Fiercest December 16, 2009

mitch, mitchin ,mitched 

various forms of a belfast word meaning to bunk (play truent) of school
were mitchin off school were goin falls park
mitch, mitchin ,mitched by ajh February 26, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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